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Where the shins and calves are mottled with various bruises, nicks, and scrapes due to bicycle pedals gone awry. This can happen on any type of bicycle where the user is sloppy about getting their feet situated on the pedals. A special instance might be trying to get one's feet back on spinning fixie pedals.
I've got a bad case of bicycle legs after last night's critical mass so I probably shouldn't wear a skirt to church tomorrow.
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When someone's leg is split in half, separating the tibia and fibula up through the knee. Resulting in the appearance of 4 legs in total
Alex P was in a pretty bad car accident. He had banana legs.
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A person who's legs look like they've been filled with softballs.
"Hey Nerdman, nice softball legs!"
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The act of premature ejaculation of a male upon the leg of the female partner before intercourse.
Also, a noun, usually an insult.
"God, wasn't he his father's leg shot?"
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the act of sticking a hand in between the back of a thigh and calve. can use a rubbing motion
Her leg was chaffed from all the leg penetration she got last night.
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Teenager's version of cellulite.
When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.
Girl, "Gosh, i'm so fat and the back of my legs have so much cellulite."
Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."
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Skinny legged guys that wear ridiculously tight girls jeans.
"look at the pigeon legs on him"
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