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An object that is missing the most important part.
"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"
A type of fanfiction with a name that doesn't make any sense at all. In most of these stories, the characters have sex or at least sexual activities with eachother. In short: lemon fanfiction is for those with a perverted soul.
My friend: "Search lemon fanfiction on Google."
Me: "Lemon fanfiction...? Ok."
My friend: *grins*
Me: "What the fuck, girl."
The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose
I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex
It's a saying for a Alcoholic drink. You see Lemon Juice Is bitter and strong right? well so is Alcohol.
"This Lemon Juice is to strong, But I love it."
The close to infallible method which cures colds by drinking fresh lemon juice (from 5 to 10 lemons) with a straw.
In a book called "Las Plantas Curan," published in the 1960s in Brazil, which listed the most popular herbs and the illnesses they cure, I read about the 'lemon cure.' Whenever I catch a cold, via a straw I drink the juice from 5 to 10 lemons and they cure me every time. However, one time I did have to go to the doctor and she gave me some antibiotics because I had a fever, in the summer—imagine!
To do something quick, efficiently, or easily
"I finished that assignment in the click of a lemon"
When right before you are about to cum in a women, you grab a lemon and shove it straight up her puss puss.
I gave my girlfriend the Lemon Jizzle last night!