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When you do a weird almost standing up splits and swing your hips to prevent your nuts from sticking to your thigh
just swing your hips to the side of your body and swing back and forth repeatedly until testes are unstuck.
my boiis are a sticking lemme give em a swingin! In this Case you gotta Swing Le Boiis
Edy Le Freak, is the name of the most amazing person on this hearth, he’s very positive, friendly, and encourages everyone around him to achieve the best version of themselves.
He is the King of Cape Town, and everyone knows that He’s always the last one standing at the bar at 6am.
As a boyfriend Edy Le Freak treats his girlfriend like a queen, and does things to her that only someone who read the whole Kamasutra backwards can do.
Edy Le Freak is a Beast!
The art of shoving your big wheaty cock in her wet warm sauce
Guy1: Lol
Guy2: oh no what did you do?
Guy1: spaghet le bagutte
Guy2: *vomits inside mouth*
A lil small cannibal who finds blondes to be a delicacy. She believes she is avarage height (she ain't sorry to break it to you). Honestly shuch a keyboard warrior but don't let that catch you off guard she can be such a lil rebel IRL too, be warned,be aware and always stay vigilant.
Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth
• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.
Y'all beware Mari le cannibal is approaching, don't wanna be her lunch
on november 23, you can slap people. you can slap people shorter than you 1:00-12:00 am. you can slap people taller than you 1:00-12:00 pm.
tall boi: it november 23. and 3:00 am
small boi: whats november 2- OH NO IT LE SLAP DAY
take my dick in your mouth (hindi) , it is said when a person's being a dick
Rohan: I like your sister.
Mohan: Muh me le
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