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Two fingers, parallel, in the butt, person poops, poo cut in half by the fingers upon exit.
My fingers turned into a log splitter when i was fingering her ass
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Water logged: sex act, submerge meat in water for 4 hours then when you and your mate are ready for intercourse you pull your meat out of water and slap your mate across the face to start the games.
Hey wanna see a water log, mate replies yes you come out of bathroom and sale her unexpectedly with your meat and yell water logged!
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If you work in an office and you've been holding in a crap all day because it's awkward to drop one while your VP is dropping one in the stall next door in the men's room, and you go to shut down your computer and it asks you, "Are you sure you want to log off?" You can respond with a resounding, "Oh yes."
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A shit that leaves your asshole burning long after you have left the bowl.
That Thai food I had yesterday made me drop a few yule logs this morning and now my asshole is on fire. Think I'll have to skip school.
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when u shag a woman in her ass and then with ur cock covered in shit stick it into every hole that the woman has then rub it all over her body
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1)Fecal matter that is mostly made up of water.
OMG look. It's a very rare site indeed. A mix breed of an army pile and a water log.
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When you insert your penis into a girls (or guys) asshole, and leave it inserted for an extended period of time (10-15 minutes for example), until your penis collects a film of feces, creating the effect of a swampy log.
Dude... Jake just gave Scotts girlfriend the swamp log, his dick is sooo nasty.
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