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The Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype is a fictional prototype of the game for the Nintendo 64, named Super Mario 64.
Not much is known about this prototype, aside from the fact it was VERY experimental, testing out new AI that Nintendo got from another Japanese company, thatallowed the game to change itself to fit one's 'Cognitive Desires', which means this prototype is different on every cartridge. Deisgn wise, it didn't look like your happy-go-lucky Super Mario game. The player model was a low poly, featureless man. The castle itself was rather eerie, with few light sources, and the basement was an elaborate mess of hallways.
Testers were called in to experiment with the technology, and it was working fine, except from one odd observation. Prolonged exposure to the basement in the prototype casued severe migraines. One tester, when Nintendo checked in on them after leaving them overnight, they were found in a delusional state, mumbling to themselves, in which they had to be wheeled away to hospital.
New testers were warned to NOT go to the basement for whatever reason.
After new testers were developing stroke-like symptoms from overexposure, Nintendo stopped new testers coming in, and cut all cartridges with the personalised AI.
If you've ever played a friend's Super Mario 64 cartridge, and felt something was off, now you know why.
Person A: Ever heard of the Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype?
Person B: ...No.
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The show you're forced to watch otherwise you'll turn into a goomba.
"Holy Cannoli kids, i'm Mario, and if you're not watching the Super Mario Brothers Super Show you're gonna turn into a Goomba!"
Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels was first released in Japan for the Famicom as Super Mario Bros. 2. It was designed for players who had mastered the original. Nintendo of America deemed the title "too difficult" for North American audiences, so they instead chose another game as the western region's Super Mario Bros. 2, which was a re-skin of Doki Doki Panic.
Later, in 1993, North America got to experience The Lost Levels in the 5-in-1 compilation Super Mario All-Stars for SNES. It was later ported to the Game Boy Color (in Super Mario Bros. Deluxe), Game Boy Advance (in Japan only), and Virtual Console.
Reviewers viewed Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels as an extension of the original release, especially its difficulty progression. Journalists appreciated the game's challenge when spectating speedruns, and recognized the game as a precursor to the franchise's subculture in which fans create and share nearly impossible levels.
God, Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels is so fucking hard.
What someone likely would say if they were startled by Mario van Peebles himself.
See also: Jeebles McGreebles
Mario van Peebles: “Boo!”
Person: “Jeebles McGreebles! Mario van Peebles!”
a very simple drinking game.
you will need:
A Large Create of Beer (the more the better)
A Nintendo Wii (with 4 remotes and nun-chucks)
A copy of Mario Party 8 (DUH!)
and 3 friends to play it with (if you dont have that many friends dont worry.... just work with what you have)
then the easy bit..... play the game
the fun bit.... if you lose at a mini game......
you drink an entire bottle/can of beer
so obviously 1 person wins and 3 people drink
and whoever wins overall or is still conscious is the best player
enjoy
After failing to steer there leafs down the river on mario party 8 Jim and Josh had to dink there 4th consecutive bottle of beer
Me, Josh and Jim celebrated new years by playing the mario party 8 drinking game
Josh passed out in my bathroom YAAAAAY!!!!!!
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Official nintendo vore, also a very good game
Hey, did you see the game mario and Luigi bowser’s inside story, it’s pretty much officially licensed nintendo vore!
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I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion
I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga
Don't you run from me, lil' nigga
You are not fast enough
You are not brave enough
You are out of luck
Now it's time for you to die very rough
Person:1 Man where the fuck is Mario Judah
Person:2 I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
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