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He’s usually In the bathroom at the biggest party of the year and has a one friend who takes a quantum Nano technology CPU also know as a SQUP and has been called a loser by that said friend YEA JEREMY YOU HEARD ME U DICK
I’m just Michael in the bathroom by himself all by himself.
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An injury of the knee and ankles that occurs when a small person out dribbles an adult male playing defense. The michaeled injury can be devastating and leave sufferers more unathletic than they already were.
Dammit, that tumble weed blew across me so fast I fell out of my shoes and michaeled my ankles.
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michael is a simp bitch, he will ditch every chance to play with the boys for a quick simp. his mom is super nice and i like her cooking.
Guy 1: yo you know that kid michael
Guy 2: yeah you mean that simp bitch
Guy 1:yeah what a faggot
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Name commonly giving to little fag boys who dont have big dicks and suck at fortnite. Commonly found that they have much smaller brain than the Colin species. Michael is known for being really boring and often have no friends. No one wants to be around a michael
Oh look, its michael, let's go this way so he doesn't wanna talk to us
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Michael is a really nice person. He takes really good care of his friends and family. Really caring, passionate and loving. He also has a very small penis. I think it should be some sort of medical disorder for how small it really is.
E.g. "Went Jimit pulled down Michael pants in the locker room everybody laughed."
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A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.
His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra