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Monday

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.

On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.

by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021


Monday

Garfield's least favorite day.

Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?

by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 30, 2019


Monday

Something really shitty

Man this Tuesday is so monday

by moneymorebish March 8, 2017


Monday

My bus driver is the definition of Monday.

"I hate Monday"

by IOnceRoamedTheEarth September 9, 2021


Monday

literally hell on Earth. Monday crushes your dreams and makes you feel helpless. It is the start of the week. Monday makes you want to commit suicide.

Jim: "Tommorrow is Monday!"
Bob: instant depression

by MasonWaller March 14, 2018

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Monday

Monday means terrible day. It's because it's back to school and cartoons are off.

"Monday? Ahh!"

by bennymax522 January 19, 2025


Monday

the worst day in the world

Well fuck, look at that its Monday.

by The man of blood and death November 11, 2018