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Monk punch

When your having sex and you punch the girl so hard she passes out

Yo I was with this girl and she asked me to monk punch her, and I did and she just passed out.

by Babywithgrenades August 1, 2019


Le Monke

A very large, fat, huge orangutan who says, "Uh Oh Stinky!"

Rebecca: OMG Keisha, did you see that video about Le Monke?
Keisha, "Ofc I did bae.

by Picayune Person March 12, 2024


None Humanity Monke

When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches

I am love this none humanity monke he made me learn how to catch bitches

by January 24, 2022


National Monk ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 15, 2023


monke bunked

It means to be better by beating them. In turn, monke bunked. Monke bunked means to have the boneworks sock monke on a bunk. Though monke bunk is just fun to say.

Ford exclaimed after winning a fight “You just got monke bunked!”

by ArthurFord February 4, 2023


A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.

A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana

by A very silly monke July 29, 2021


Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks

hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020