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Also known as a Jesus Christ Move, or simply a Jesus Move. A term used to describe one's attempt to perform any action or maneuver that would require divine or miraculous aid.
Guy 1: "Dude that chick over there is so hot!"
Guy 2: "I know man, I think I am gonna go talk to her . . ."
Guy 1: "Dude! how?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man, its a Christ Move"
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a Big dick move, an action that gains you respect
"Chad" is the stereotypical name of a confident/attractive "alpha male" type of man.
I blocked the girl that was flirting with me on Instagram. It is you ex.
— Thanks bro, chad move.
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"Moving day" is a term associated with anal sex. It originated when scores of girls lacking in upper body strength got their boyfriends to agree to lug their heavy furniture up/down multiple staircases during the course of a move. Riddled with guilt while watching their men sweat and grunt when they could be relaxing with a Corona and watching baseball, the girls decide to overturn the preexisting blanket ban on anal in the relationship.
Oh hey, have a seat!" "Sorry, I can't...today was moving day.
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the most over-played All-AMerican Rejects song in the history of over-played songs.
Person #1: OMG!! Wat Are You Listening to??!!
Person #2: Move-Along, by The All AMerican Rejects!
Person #1: How many times have they played this on the radio today?
Person #2: I Lost Track After 55, They Even Skipped Out On Commercials Just To Play It One More Time.
Person #1: The All American Rejects Will never be the same again..
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'Moving funiture' is a way to tell your buddys that you had sex with a hot girl friend after helping her to move house. In other words boasting to your buddys in the bar afterwards by saying "She really like moving" or "we moved the the funiture six times when I help her move in."
Alex:"Last night I helped Elizabeth move."
Graham: "How did it go?"
Alex: "We were moving furniture all night,six times in all! It made saturday at work so hard."
Graham: "Six times in one night you greedy bastard. I am glad work sucked."
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Your favourite free magazine and dvd!
More than 4 hours of free tv! Life is too beautiful to stay at home!
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A term used by NFL television analysts in attempt to easily clarify/determine whether a particular pass was either a) caught and then fumbled or b) incomplete. The thinking is that if a ball was dropped after making a "football move" that the ball was officially caught and then fumbled. In contrast, if the receiver was not making a "football move," it was simply a dropped pass and therefore incomplete.
The problem with this term is that a receiver could clearly fumble the ball while making a non-football move (e.g. basketball move, volleyball move, etc.).
"And that pass is caught by Troy Williamson at the 30 yard line and he turns sideways while releasing a hook-shot (basketball move) toward the 28 yard-line where it is recovered by Al Harris - that is an incomplete pass and the Vikings will retain possession of the ball - that was not a football move...what was Al Harris thinking picking that ball up after a basketball move?"
This is clearly a catch followed by a fumble without the presence of a "football move."
I apologize for the unrealistic example - no way Williamson would catch the ball.
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