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September 8 you will tell your crush how you really feel
Are you gonna tell your crush how you feel on national crush day
It is a special day where we celebrate the birthday of Cumsockgogy aka Max
Its National Cumsockgogy day everyone, cishets get out!
The day Biggy’s real name was finally discovered. Celebrated by a large party each year.
Wow, did you forget it was National Biggy Day today?
A good day to spend with friends
Holy crap it national Monday day
On December 15th is a musical day go see a broadway play or watch a musical at home do something that has to do with musicals on this day
Girl 1:omg look today is National Musical day
Girl2:we should go see (broadway play)
No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.
Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!
On June 26th this national holiday day is celebrated by giving a lover, stranger, or friend a handjob.
you; What day is it tomorrow?
stranger; It's National Handjob Day!