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A neatly trimmed goatee common among young men, particuarly fantasy enthusiasts who are attempting to emulate fashion cues common to fantasy themes. It is named "Hasbro Beard" because Hasbro is the company which presently owns the rights to the Dungeons and Dragons role playing game. It is often coupled with long floppish hair among particuarly devoted fantasy enthusiasts, but is also common in the mainstream population as a handy way to create the illusion of having a chin.
"Bob had thought that his hasbro beard made him look older, but now he realised that it merely highlighted his youth and extreme geekiness."
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When a bearded person gives a rim job. It's like a cross between a tongue wedgie, a vacuum cleaner, and a broom.
Dude, that old biker gave a totally awesome bearded libby last night.
I felt so refreshed after that crazy bearded libby.
That bearded libby cleared my sinuses.
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The pencil-thin mini-beard worn exclusively by douche bags. Commonly identified by an overly symmetrical, millimeter-thin stripe of facial hair on a guy in an Ed Hardy shirt.
Examples include Ali G, that douchey guy from The Backstreet Boys, and guys who purse their lips for photos. See also "Jersey Shore."
Often accompanied by excessive Drakkar Noir cologne, Overuse of Axe body spray, blingy diamond earrings, and those shaved-in hair stripes, like MC Hammer or Bobby Brown.
"A guy sporting a douche beard totally wears bikini briefs."
"Never trust a man who wears a douche beard."
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When a male ejaculator, carefully jisms's on the womans overgrown pubic hair, then ripping the glue like combination of the hair, and the jiz, off, and place it on one of the girls eyes. You then proceed to kick the bitch in the shin, and watch her hop around like a one eyed pirate.
My bitch was acting up so i gave her a black beard.
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The Beard Rule states simply that the ends of a man's hair shall not reach past the tip of his beard -- or his chin if he has no beard -- or he loses his right to the title "man", and instead must be referred to only as "boy".
"Hey, man, you're violating the Beard Rule. Get a hair cut."
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Another term for male pubic hair.
Jim couldn't find his balls because of his crotch beard.
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Someone who's hair and beard length are the same. Creating an unusual appearance, not unlike a microphone from the 80's. You often wonder where hair ends and beard begins...
"check out that bearded wonder!"
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