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i’m not sure myself but where the fuck can i find a tippity dick pic i need it rnnnnnnnnnnnmn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tippity please post your salt rimmed dick please
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To receive a hand job through the anal cavity of a sexual partner, from a second partner, while in the vagina of the first.
"Banged a girl with a prolapsed asshole. Then her friend joined in and gave me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
"Yeah Jess broke up with me cos I asked her for a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
" I can't really get off unless she's giving me a Himalayan Salt Shaker"
"Just ticked the Himalayan Salt Shaker off me bucket list"
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A person from the Phillipine Islands. A Flip.
Florencio is one cool salt water Mexican. He doesn't giggle like a monkey.
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(verb) When someone is overly upset, angry, frustrated, etc.
Dude, Shelley is totally driving a salt truck right now because we left her at that restaurant with that lesbian chick.
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The goal of the Seasoned Salt Challenge is to snort a tablespoon of seasoned salt faster than your opponent can shotgun a Coors Light. Ultimately, you cannot win this challenge. It is the equivalent to spraying mace up your nose for 10 seconds. The spices in the seasoning will destroy your nasal cavity, causing your eyes to force themselves shut (aside from a torrent of tears escaping) and your face to feel like someone dumped an entire colony of African Fire Ants onto it. You are guaranteed to cry for 20 minutes and sneeze for the next 2 hours. The after effects of this challenge are still felt days later. It is said to be one of the most unnatural highs a human should never experience.
Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
"Hey man, did you see Nick snort that tablespoon of seasoned salt?"
"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."
"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
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To embelish a story. To exagerate.
Jiminy said he banged nine chicks in Vegas but I think he added some salt and pepper.
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When a mormon man stacks his wives on top of each other and has sex with them at the same time. Exiting and entering them in sequential order.
John: Dude, did you hear about Marvin?
Jim: No way, what's up with Marvin?
John: He totally rocked the salt lake stacker with like 12 chicks. It was crazy.
Jim: Nice!!!
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Marvin: I AM ROCKING THE SALT LAKE STACKER WITH LIKE 12 CHICKS!!!! NICE!!!!
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