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Steve Jobs

Bill Gates' muse.

Steve Jobs: Hey, lets add a mouse to the keyboard.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.

by The Bandito June 8, 2006

662πŸ‘ 833πŸ‘Ž


Tweaking Steve

n. Tweaking Steve is a compliment when a person is spun ducky woo woo beyond the ability of their brain to allow them to ever come down again. Basically if you are a Tweaking Steve, your brain has already been fried. Stupid Fucktard!

My roomie Steve is really the real Tweaking Steve. He's real Sharpe for such a confuckulated fucktard.

by Brain November 22, 2004

19πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Eh!Steve

A bulky brown Greco-Roman-appearing-type person from Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. He always appears at least once every episode to say his catch phrase, "EH!STEVE", and is always on the run from a wheelchair voiced by Bubs.

I don't know why that wheelchair hates Eh!Steve, but what else makes sense about Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

by eszett May 8, 2003

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


steve harrington

steve harrington is such a dad. steve with his five kids are unstoppable.

dustin should be adopted by steve. that is a fact.

robin and steve have the best character relationship. they sing bonnie tyler in the bathroom. that is the best.

β€˜steve harrington is such a dad’ said everyone who lived ever.

by gravygirl July 17, 2019

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Steve Spurrier

Legendary college football coach, 1966 Heisman Trophy winner, and current Football coach at the University of South Carolina. Also known as the Head Ball Coach, the "Evil Genius." SEC Coach of the Year 1990, 1991, 1994, 1995, 1996, and 2005.

South Carolina Head Coach Steve Spurrier was named the Southeastern Conference Coach of the Year, the Associated Press announced today.

by Kbennett December 10, 2005

17πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


scuba steve

When you are in a hot tub or pool and your lady goes down on you and gives you a BJ while under water.

I was in the pool with my lady and she totally gave me a scuba Steve.

by Smitty the titty August 2, 2009

96πŸ‘ 107πŸ‘Ž


eh! steve

character in the cartoon Sweet Cuppin Cakes that always makes his appearance to drop his signature line... EH! STEVE!

I'll get you EH! STEVE if its the last thing i DOOOOOOOOO!

by CaptainRedeye June 3, 2003

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž