Country Nipples

Nipples that have a large areola, very large.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMN that girl's got some nice country nipples.

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nipple nibbler

to nibble on the nipples of male/female

damn girl i dont like when you fucking do that shit nipple nibbler

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Nipple Salad

(1). An acronym for "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"

(2). A great way to interrupt a conversation or start a short conversation (see definition 1).

(3). The act of placing sliced strawberries on your nipples and running into a semi-formal diner and yelling "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?""

(4) An extremely sexual act in which you place sliced strawberries on your nipples, then place whole strawberries in the other partner's mouth (and every other hole) and proceed to use your penis to help her swallow the strawberry. Make sure you don't let her chew your dick. It hurts. It is said that Jack Black once did this to four girls, and he used whip cream.

"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"

"What?"

Or

"Hey did you hear what Tommy did?"

"No, what?"

"He gave Kristen a Nipple Salad!!"

"HOLY SHIT!! LOU KILLED HIS HORSE DOING THAT!"

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Nipple Fart

The act of being a worthless, annoying, prick who is slightly nerdy and/or dorkish.

Dude1: Hey man did you hear that jacob is dating Katy.

Dude2: Yeah he's a Nipple Fart

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nipples on ribs

a girl that is cute but so skinny she has no breast.

man, look at the ass on candy it`s to bad she`s all nipples on ribs.

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Nipple Slice

An ancient samurai attack, consisting of whirling your blade above your head, screaming, then slicing it down across the persons chest, only slicing off both nipples.

You may then eat/play with/step on the sliced nipples.

John: Dude Steve was being a dick last night, so i game him the ol' nipple slice!

Dave: I didnt know you were a samurai!

John: *Bows*

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nipple chapstick

Moisturizing Substance that if applied directly, creates hardening of the nipple. Also makes them pointy, also helps for dry nipples.

Yesterday i rubbed on some Nipple Chapstick and felt a deep hardening sensation

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