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Any injury that results in bleeding from the mouth.
Damn, he got snuck. He got raw red onion breath, he lost a tooth.
Getting sweat after working out, leaving work, and getting a bj.
You hear about Beans French Onion Dipping at work the other day?
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A two part sexual act involving A) ejaculation into the female participants naval cavity and B) Tanning said female, ejaculate and female intact.
Optionally served with crumbled saltines before step A.
Tom: I'm hungry...lets go to the diner.
Kerri: But that diner isn't 24 hours.
Tom: Lets go back to my place...I'm serving French Onion soup all night.
Kerri: Great...I think Hollywood Tans has late night hours.
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A sex act involving a bucket of orange juice and a sweet onion. The male drinks the bucket of orange juice while the girl gives him a strip tease to turn him on. Then they do it in any position and right before the male cums, he cums on the sweet onion and the female eats it.
“Hey i bought some orange juice so we can try the Walla Walla Sweet onion”
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If you like red onions on your pizza your mom triple gay, your dad lesbian, your sister a mister, and your granny a tranny.
How was wedding? "oh it was good except everyone got sick from the RED ONIONS ON PIZZA and one person died."
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When you slip some laxities in your girls onion for dinner and convince her to have sex and your giving it to her in the ass while we proceeds to shit on you in a full auto
“What did you do last night marshall”
“ I gave this hooker the full auto onion smear!”
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When you slip a laxities in someone’s onion and convince them to have sex and decide to put it in the ass unleashing a full auto onion smear
“What did you do last night marshall?”
“I gave my boyfriend a full auto onion smear!”
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