the greatest iphone to ever have existed and tops even the new iphones and andriods
guy 1: ew is that an iphone 5?
guy 2: shut the fuck up you communist
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The coolest place ever in University of Maryland, College Park
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Features such characters as:
Pussy Hands McGee, OTG, Jerry Curl, Sandy the Gay thief, Burn Out, Dick Leg, Neandertall, Fagly, Sexstaban, Daycare, Dave, Steven Hawking, Herb, roid berg sketchroid judge judy, wild and wacky wollins, Wii would like to play, chriten, Deaf Fuck, Frugal Jew1, Frugal Jew 2, Hardon Sour Kraut, Token, and Lois the virgin
Guy 1: Dude lets go to Disneyland its so cool
Guy 2: Fuck you bitch I'm going to CUM 5
Guy 1: Why didn't I think of that.
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If you look this up on Urban Dictionary you are a fucking idiot
I paid 5 dollars
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The Sound 5 was a hugely popular pop group around the world, especially in Konoha. But an unfortunate incident happened, Kimimaro left the group after being accused of raping the other members. Sound 5, now the Sound 4, began to suck horribly afterwards. Wether it was just because Kimimaro left or being raped scarred them for life and hindered their performance, who knew? Point is, it pissed off their #1 fans, the highly feared gang, The Sand Siblings. So they, along with ally gang, The Konoha 5 killed all of them off.
The Sound 5 got pwned by the kickass Sand Siblings.
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They is some fine ass rappers in the rap game. Totally beat yo at scrabble, pictionary, last card, go fish, ludo, cludo, clue, poker and scrabble.
From the back blocks of Mt Victoria, Wellington, New Zealand.
Have a monopoly on the hipster- hop game in NEW ZEALAND.
we are the Crackhouse 5, spitting our verse, if you don't go with us you'll be leaving on a bus, and I'll smack you like jake the muss
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Skank in 1337, yes the stupid internet lingo, used by people who think they're better then everyone else.
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the cops, the pigs, the oinkers, the police, the stupid mother-fuckers that always spoil the fun and think they can run the show cuz they have the power to fuck with people
o shit the 5-0 .... a cop is near so play it cool
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