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Cedar Point Speed

A fast walk. The act of walking quickly from coaster in coaster in cedar point to beat those who are simply walking. Cedar point speed is the fastest speed you can get around the park since running is prohibited.

Girl: "Why are you running?"
Guy: "I'm not running, I'm on cedar point speed. I want to beat those kids to the top thrill dragster"

by binksy2KX March 9, 2010

70๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas Speed Bump

An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.

"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"

by rivertwigs April 22, 2010


Fat Nigga Speed

basically, someone who's fat but really fucking fast

Person 1 - Person 2 / You wanna go rob that nigga over there he's fat he'll never catch up

Person 2 - Person 1 / nah he probably got FAT NIGGA SPEED

by WeirdFkinDefs August 31, 2017


Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 17, 2009


speed bump

a cunt infested with herpe sores

the scabs on that bitches herpe sores chaffed my erection

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Speed Over Beethoven

A song that appeared on the PlayStation 2 game Dance Dance Revolution Extreme 2.

It is a remix of Beethoven's "Fur Elise" with happy-tone lyrics sung by a cute Japanese girl. Also one of the best songs in the game.

Guy 1:What's your favorite DDR song?
Guy 2:SPEED OVER BEETHOVEN!

by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009

69๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 21, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž