A self-employed term used by individuals who have never felt the loving touch of another individual.
The Super Straights are here to cry oppression
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A gay man who can speak to a straight man about his attraction to said straight man without spooking him, causing him to flee.
"Jon always seems to be surrounded by hot straight guys. He's a real straight whisperer."
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so fucked up your jus vibing with your boys
yo that bitch is straight bugging
Iβm straight bugging rn
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A phrase straight people came up with for attention.
Tf is βsuper straightβ?
Idk, the breeders just donβt know when to stop
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Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
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To punch someone square in the fucking face as hard as god will allow
That trick came to the club talkin all kindsa noise so BIG ROB startin throwin' straights at his ass n the parkin lot.
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Basically when you fuck a girl, like lesbians fuck each other using the scissor method, but just a guy doing the same but with his dick in her vagina
Juan: bro I straight scissored the fuck outta her last night! Shit had her squirming
Paco: wtf does that mean?
Juan: think of lesbians scissoring, but the straight version
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