Team Win Jealousy Syndrome

Also known as TWJS, this is a highly contagious, and life threatening condition effecting the mental state of those who become infected. The desire to be like Team Win becomes so strong that it becomes a second nature. Symptoms include lengthy non intimidating Facebook status comments, living on a rock, lanky chicken legs and orange hair.

There is Currently no known cure, But Team Win is working on it.

by stander: "woah, that kids messed up! eh!?"
by stander 2: "shh, dude, hes got Team Win Jealousy Syndrome..."
by stander 3: "thats rough man, thats rough"

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Roll Up the Rim To Win

1. Another term for wedgie, as in grabbing hold of the back of a person's underpants and yanking upwards until they scream.

2. Tim Horton's contest slogan.

Background: Canadian

I grabbed my roommate's underwear and yelled 'Rrrroll up the rrrrrrrim to win!' until he started screaming.

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I let you win

The act of someone losing fair and square and not being able to handle that they got beat, a form of denial that plagues very competitive people. Getting your ass handed to you and thinking up the dumbest excuse there is.

whatever, i let you win

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Big Tits Always Win

1) Nothing beats a raw abundance of natural resources; not intelligence, not sophistication; not will-to-win; not experience.

2) Men will always choose base sensuality over other character traits.

3) In improtu beauty contests - as might be conducted at nifht club or bar - only women with larger than average breasts have a serious chance at winning.

Distracted by the conviction that Northerners were awkward city boys the Confederacy forgot that the Umion had more men, more steel and more gunpowder; and that big tits always win.

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P2W (pay to Win)

When F2p Players whine about other players paying to beat a non competetive game faster. Those losing the battle of emetional stress, at times these F2p cry and post all day...

P2W (pay to Win) = "but he beat the game first".... Truly you have won if you can make a free 2 play player cry...

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Play 'til you win

A patronizing remark to others' misfortune; c'est la vie.

"I just failed three classes and I'm not so hot with the ladies."

"Play 'til you win, Dude."

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easy does it wins the race

there is no reason to hurry, just take your time, it'll get done....chill out

Jill: Hey I need to do this, I need to do that, I need to go by there and drop this off there...

Jack: hey man, easy does it wins the race...

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