Play it by beer

When you're not quite certain what kind of a night it may turn into, you may be home early or it may turn into a night you wish you could remember.

Todd- "You up for going out after dinner tonight?"

Holly- "I'm not sure but I'll definitely have some cocktails with dinner so let's just play it by beer".

Beer Lesbians

When beer/alcohol makes two people laugh and giggle together like little school girls, excluding everyone else from their new found drunken friendship.

Hey Nate, quit being beer lesbians with Mike. I'm getting bored over here!

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Beer Gypsy

Noun "A person who shows up to party or BBQ without beer and proceeds to take beer from the ice chest. Then before party ends, he/she secretly loads up their shopping bag, purse, etc., with beer and leaves party without saying goodbye or thanking the host."

"That good for nothing Beer Gypsy drank and took all of our beer!"

queer for beer

A drunk who will do anything for alcohol, more specifically beer. Most alcoholics wind up sucking cock for booze at one point or another in their lifetime.

Tom isn't normally a faggot but his alcohol problem makes him queer for beer between paychecks.

beer commercial

managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.

You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.

beer bulimia

Disorder where the alcohol consumer always throws up after a night of partying; not once in a while, but every time.

Damn it! I can't drink without throwing up. I think I have beer bulimia. Oh well, I guess I won't have a beer gut then.

Cab Beer

A beer (usually in a bottle) that needs to be consumed, but before it's finished, a cab is hailed. Since leaving a beer by itself is a form of alcohol abuse, you must sneak the beer into the cab and consume it while en route to your destination. This works well in conjunction with a "chicago", where a beer is passed around in order to consume it quickly. A "Cab Beer" is most easily performed in the back of a van-taxi, although certain species(ninja, pirate, lumberjack, chuck norris) can pull this off in a standard taxi. People who do "Cab Beer" should be held in the highest regard, for it is a sign of good taste and character.

(at a bar)
me: let's go, the show already started!
(both notice at the full opened beer bottle on the table)
me: shoot, isn't that our beer?
her: We'll knock it out on the way to the show, it's a cab beer!