Whole Milk

Jumbo breasts that resemble those which belong to the stereo typical full figured dairy farmer.

"Why don't you date someone your age?"

"Dude, cougars rocking whole milk drive me up a wall!"

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Milk Face

Derogatory name for a white person or person with little pigment.

Random person:Sup milk face honkey
Milk face honkey:*Bursts into tears*

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milk worm

A chewy, stringy piece of latcation that comes out of a girls nipple.

Ian: "Dude i was sucking on this girls titty last night and i got a mouth full of milk worms."

Lewis: "Dude thats nasty as fuck. Why'd you tell me that?"

Ian: "I don't know. I kind of liked it."

Lewis: "Fuck that."

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Mouse milking

A task requiring a great deal of effort resulting in very little return.

The new project my manager gave me is just mouse milking.

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Milk Boy

These people can be snakes, cunts and can be really annoying

"Stop being such a Milk Boy"

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milk money

is any cash or payment given to a female for showing her boobs.

karly probably gets a lot a milk money for showing her boobs all the time.

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Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.

Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.