Phil Ochs

Yippie! Phil Ochs was a topical singer from the 60s and 70s who was, in my opinion, SOOOO much better than Bob Dylan.

Ochs was responsible for the purchasing of Pigasus the Yippe Party's presidential candidate.

Phil Ochs was literally such a cool dude, man, I have so much respect for him and his works like, no he wasn't perfect but who is.

1. Man, I love Phil Ochs! His music slaps!

2. Man, I respect Phil Ochs so much but, man, wtf was that one line in Pretty Smart On My Part about? I do not like it at all .

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"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.

"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."

Phil Weatherup

The Best IB Coordinator Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
A Phil Good Person
He will not let you down because he is Mr WeatherUP
Better than Dr Phil 🤢🤢🤢

Theo: You are such a Phil Weatherup
Varun: OMG. REALLY? THANKS MAN!

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Phil Light

Any sort of light source being held by a person. It is especially true if your name just so happens to be Phil.

Can I get a Phil light?

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Dirty Phil

A BFQC that loves to say GFYS

I met this BFQC that told me GFYS. He's such a Dirty Phil.

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phil opian

when you don't want to use your government name it sounds perfect because it is a first and last name. by the time they realize is sounds similar to a "fallopian" tube

when the hostess asks for my name i will say phil opian. i wonder who will figure it out?

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Phil Kessel

A 2 time stanley cup winner and avid hot dog seller has played for Boston Bruins, Toronto Maple Leafs, Pittsburgh Penguins, and finally Arizona Coyotes

Yo do want some Phil Kessel Hot Dogs?
Hell yea along with the 2 time stanley cup

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