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When you're friend is walking like he's holding eggs between his legs and the smell is rank. It almost smells like a pot rot.
"Damn, Andrew looks like he has pot rot in his ass!"
"Was Andrew working for the pony express, or does he just have a bad case of pot rot?"
When you make a bowl out of a potato. It works like a charm and all u need is a pen and a potato.
Guy 1: Yo it's ur turn for the potato.
Guy 2: Oh, cool, pass that tater tot over here.
Guy 1: Holy shit dude...tater pot...
Guy 2: Hhahahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
A thought of a contemplating nature that comes about while doing the do at the toilette. Or smoking funny weed.
- vinnienine: "Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous"
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."
1. A strong toilet that can withold anything up to 5,000 lbs. It also can take anything anyone "drops off"; even White Castle. 2. A marijuana substance that gives someone the illusion of being very strong. 3. A strong person who will not take shit from anyone; nothing gets to them. 4. A metal bowl used for cooking that can withstand tough ingredients such as breaking screws into metal shavings and making gold shavings out of rough rocks.
EX 1: Toughie Pots were on sale today! I couldn't resist buying one since my toilet seat was demolished at that party I had last week.
EX 2: I had this toughie pot and I am ready to take on any mo*fo that comes at me! Bring it bitches!
EX 3: She can really be a toughie pot sometimes!
EX 4: Yesterday I used my toughie pot for the first time to make some bling out of my gold tooth that fell out, and it worked wonders!
The different way of grilling.
A berger pot is an old toilet placed in a rotten garden or a scary backyard.
The special thing of that toilet pot is that it is used it as a grill.
Traditionally the Bergers shit out the fire in the pot after use it for grilling.
Oh shit, the Bergers next door are drunk and started barking around in their rotten garden.
They are grilling some kind of shit in their Berger Pot.
The term used for those that have to rub one out in a secret “beat off spot” otherwise known as the pleasure pot. Not only is the pleasure pot a place to get your best thinking achieved, but the ability to get off without interruption is unmatched.
Her: Where’s Chuck going?
Him: To the pleasure pot.
Her: What’s that?
Him: To the bathroom to beat one off in hiding to achieve uninterrupted maximum pleasure. Not only can he get his best thinking done, but easy clean up job as well.
Her: Wow! Maybe I should start using the pleasure pot.
Him: Absolutely, Highly recommend! It’s a one stop shot!
a pot that is wanked in by a male or female for the pleasure of seeing their own cum
Mom get your fanny out-a that wank pot itz fucking rank, hey dude stop using dat wank pot itz stinkin out da house
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