I don't mean to be a pain

I apologize for making trouble

Sorry, I don't mean to be a pain. I guess I'm not really in the mood for a show tonight

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Here comes the pain train

When you feel the ground shaking better step to the left.

HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN

Four Finger Pain Train

The four finger pain train is a controversial practice commonly used by boorish Neanderthal girlfriends in order to dominate their significant other. It involves the sudden unannounced insertions of the four non-thumb digits of the hand up to the hilt into the partners anus. This usually causes the the victim to writhe around in agony for several minutes. But in rare cases can be greatly enjoyed by the recipient.

Dude, I was in Econ the other day and Brian told me that he totally got four finger pain trained by his girl last night. The crazy mofo enjoyed it!!!

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Back Door Pain Train

When one comes behind a male and hits him in the nuts or penis by coming up through the legs from behind.

Man, last night my girlfriend gave me the worst back door pain train!

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pain is weakness leaving the body

A saying of the US Marines

The more pain a Marine endures, the stronger he becomes.

If a Marine feels pain after working out, it means he had a good workout and physical weakness is leaving his body.

protester: "ouch my lungs hurt from smoking pot, and my arms hurt from holding this protest sign."

Marine: "Pain is weakness leaving the body."

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common sense by thomas paine

The book Angelica has been reading lately

I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine, so men say that I'm intense or I'm insane.

Action Hero Pain Syndrome

The tendency of many macho guys to brush off pain from serious injuries in day-to-day life, while behaving like complete blubbering weenies when receiving routine medical care. This allows them to appear to have a (manly) high pain threshold, and yet still get copious sympathy from loved ones at the hospital.

Jenna's husband didn't flinch when he sliced his hand open while renovating their kitchen. But he sobbed inconsolably when they put in an IV at the ER. Jenna coddled him and yelled at the nurse, but it was a clear case of Action Hero Pain Syndrome.

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