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Parents

Dictators that act like the boss of you because they are older than you, and they also make a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG deal out of their kids wearing pajamas in public. They also don’t get along with each other.

Billy: I got into a fair argument with mom, and she got me into trouble.
Sid:yeah, parents abuse their power a lot.

by HandsomeDragon8 February 19, 2023


Parents

The people you will never make proud in life.

Child: *Exists*
Parents: Sigh..."You're a Disappointment"

by JojosBizarredrugstore November 21, 2021


Parent

Someone that has been considered a slave for years and is trapped by doing everything for their children

I am a parent but it feels like I have been a slave for years

by gek002 November 7, 2020


Parent

a person who tells you video games are bad and cause violence.

parent: video games cause violence

by The Weath3r Man December 16, 2020


Parents

They've been doing it for years... But they won't acknowledge that they're doing it... Amd they know I have a problem with it... And there are real-world ramifications to them doing it... Doesn't matter. I don't need agency or actionable information. I need to do what I'm told and "try harder" in a vague and abstract sense and I don't need what I want from them.

Hym "Yeah, being a parent doesn't make you better than anyone. Having a kid is (at this point) an entirely optional thing someone let you do and in no way bolsters your moral standing. Nor should it. You are not special or good. Your wife isn't special or good. Parents are shit."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023


Parents

They know that this is happening. I'm going to have the conversation whether they me to or not. This isn't optional for them anymore. I don't care. This is beyond them "feeling bad."

Hym "I provide context for everything regarding my parents and none of that if untrue. This isn't an alright thing for them to abide. They are perfectly aware of what they need to do."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2023


Parents

An annoying mother ass fucker yelling at you all the time. You cant ever get a break :)

Parent:JIMMY CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN DOOR
*Kid*:Closes
-1 minute later...
Parents:COME DO THE DIRTY ASS DISHES JIMMY

by Dumb@ssbıtch😩 June 23, 2021