A pick me girl is a insecure girl who claims they are always "one of the guys" and insults other women around their "crush". (basically any girl called Ava or Ren or Jay)
Pick me girl - "Oh my god, you saw what layla posted yesterday about her dog dying and how she "doesn't want anyone to talk to her about it"? She is so looking for attention from luke. I know exactly what lukes type is because I'm one of the guys."
Deadass example based on some shit I actually heard irl 😭
Grabbing a handful of fruit snacks and gold fish after dicking down a single mother.
The worst part about picking up groceries is having to listen to her kid whine about me eating the last of the scooby doo gummies
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A person that doesn’t put in any effort at school or work and then complains when they are failing.
Jason: why am I failing English?
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!
Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.
Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.
A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.
A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.
"The only thing i remember about the guy was that he a parish-pick-axe of his."
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Similar to a pick-up artist, but follows scientifically proven techniques. Doesn't take easily widely spread beliefs and myths. Works hard to get laid but does not always happen because getting laid is not a science but an art.
Alex is a serious pick-up scientist and follows a scientific approach to picking-up girls. His approach is mostly developed by himself because there is not much scientific data and he doesn't trust artists. He fills a detailed report after each score but unfortunately this doesn't happen too often.
when a girl name raven misspells words in a streak. nobody knows how to describe what it meant, everyone just magically understands
yeah she weong picke voth’d again