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v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.
Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!
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Another way of referring to a female's pussy. Not as common but gets the point across.
At times, my girlfriend likes to slide my hand down to her Velvet Pillow.
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A Synonym for Vagina, Pussy, Cunt, Box, The Beef Curtain, U get it..
I rest my dick in a nice, lovely cock pillow every night before bed.
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A fort made of pillows mainly made by little kids, teenage cupples who want to make out in privacy.
Me and Sarah made a pillow fort last night. Guess who made it to second base!
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Talking about pillows while usually laying on said pillows.
Person A Pillow Talk: "Mmmm these pillows are so soft"
Person B Pillow Talk: "Yes, I believe I too will lay my head on these pillows"
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Having sex with her is like having sex with a blow-up doll. Completely unresponsive. Makes you question if you should administer CPR. Dead on arrival.
She may look good, but she is a pillow princess--nothing but a mannequin in bed.
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When two males engage in a mutual connection, primarilly in the act of touching one anothers male anatomy against the others male anatomy. Mimicing the display of a pillow fight
Bob and jon got hot and a pillow fight broke out.
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