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Poop Shame

The fear and or feeling of embarrassment of pooping with someone else within earshot, often experienced frequently at the beginning of a new relationship.

After just a few weeks of dating her new boyfriend, Erica still held a good amount of poop shame, which kept her from taking a poop with her new boyfriend nearby.

by poopshamerulez January 17, 2015


Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018


poop for brains

poop for brains a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit for brains one who is extremely stupid and lacks all common sense

this man attempted to rob his neighbors house and got attacked by neighbors pitbull he was lucky to get away with his life what a stupid poop for brains

by littlejimmie May 2, 2019


poop mike

A Poop Mike is someone who sifts through their own poop and then eats the small poop balls.

Look at that Poop Mike over there sifting through his poop!

by Reggie Shits October 8, 2019


Poop Pretzel

When you go for a shit with your main homie and he sits on your lap faced towards you. Staring deep into your eyes waiting for the toilet water to splash his ass.

“Yo Deonte wanna go for a poop pretzel.“ “ Yeah man but didn't you just have a bit of vindaloo...doesn't matter I like the splash rough.”

by Big Jpenis April 20, 2020


Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.

man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."

by BirdWop August 25, 2014


poop clog

clogging a toilet without the use of toilet paper

dude, that turd was so big and long, it folded in half and caused a poop clog!

by tpettus August 20, 2007