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Prison Pudding

The act of collecting semen that has collected in the drains of prison showers at the end of the day, placing it into a bowl and consuming it by yourself or with friends.

Enrique: Ey ese you want to grab some prison pudding after lights out?
Jeff: No Enrique! Last time we went for prison pudding the others wanted us to share.

Enrique: Fine then holmes. More for me!

by Pussydestroyer_xX_Xx August 20, 2021

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


jackhammer pudding pie

To dip ones balls in chocolate or vanilla pudding, then while a person lies on a flat surface you straddle their face. In a swift and powerful jackhammer motion, you slam your nuts into their face, yelling "BAM!, BAM! BAM!"

His dinner was not on the table on time, so he gave his wife a jackhammer pudding pie as punishment.

by jher222 May 20, 2007

53πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Quivering Love Pudding

A wet pussy that’s aching and ready for the D.

I reached under her skirt and found her quivering love pudding.

Rachel’s quivering love pudding got some good D last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2018


Sticky Toffee Pudding

When you enjaculate onto your pubes and it gets all sticky and sets.

OMG, I got sticky toffee pudding last night so bad!

by CodeMunkie March 23, 2009

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Stirring the pudding cup

Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.

Where's the chief? He's in the bathroom stirring the pudding cup.

by Rico Suavemoose October 18, 2011

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pull my pud

to take ur hand, spit on it, and stroke my cock

That bitch wouldnt pull my pud so i did it myself.

by green shit July 6, 2006

67πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Macadamian Nut Pudding

When you force your boyfriend to come into a cup, about halfway, mix it with alot of sugar, and serve it to your friends, and call it Macadamian Nut Pudding...taste great by the way...

The other day my friend threw up his Macadamian Nut Pudding.

by Miss November April 20, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž