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To dip ones balls in chocolate or vanilla pudding, then while a person lies on a flat surface you straddle their face. In a swift and powerful jackhammer motion, you slam your nuts into their face, yelling "BAM!, BAM! BAM!"
His dinner was not on the table on time, so he gave his wife a jackhammer pudding pie as punishment.
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A wet pussy that’s aching and ready for the D.
I reached under her skirt and found her quivering love pudding.
Rachel’s quivering love pudding got some good D last night.
When you enjaculate onto your pubes and it gets all sticky and sets.
OMG, I got sticky toffee pudding last night so bad!
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Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.
Where's the chief? He's in the bathroom stirring the pudding cup.
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to take ur hand, spit on it, and stroke my cock
That bitch wouldnt pull my pud so i did it myself.
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When you force your boyfriend to come into a cup, about halfway, mix it with alot of sugar, and serve it to your friends, and call it Macadamian Nut Pudding...taste great by the way...
The other day my friend threw up his Macadamian Nut Pudding.
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