A Gentle Loving Man. He Can Make You Feel Loved, Beautiful, And Wanted All At Once. He Will Make You Smile Every Time You See Him, And Every Time You Talk To Him. He Knows How To Treat His Women With Respect, As Well As A Princess. He Loves With All His Heart, And When He Touches You, You Can't Help But To Fall To Your Knees Because He's Just That Amazing! He's A Very Caring Man And He Doesn't Like To Share His Woman With Anyone. What's His Is His. You Will Fall In Love With Him Before You Have The Chance To Think About It. He Will Make You Feel As Though You're The Most Beautiful Woman Anyone Has Ever Seen. He Was Definitely Raised By A Queen.
Joshua Ray McCaleb is a lover of mine, and I wanted to do something special for him, we have been together 2 years and 6 months.
Defecating after eating a habanero pepper and consuming a large quantity of dairy products when you are lactose intolerant.
"Why did you drink that much milk dude! You're lactose intolerant"
"Because the pepper was hot as fuck man!"
"Well you have fun with the gamma ray flamethrower on the toilet in a few hours"
Bo rai cho is a mortal kombat character who's name was taken from the word "borracho" which is spanish for "drunk"
borracho = drunk
Bo Rai cho = Drunk fat farting fool.
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Named for Seattle basketball's Ray Allen's Long shot accuracy, the Dirty Ray Allen is performed during anal sex, the male will at the point of orgasm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his ejaculate from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his penis immediately in their mouth making him the 'Baller of the Week'.*
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.
"Yo dawg, I skied from 3 point land and Dirty Ray Allen'd that bitch!"
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1)When someone has something important that they can never use.
2)If something has been most likely intrepreted incorrectly but its not realized until its to late.
Guy one: Dude look Ray Charles has a tab book. You can learn to play like him.
Guy 2: Why does he have a book? It's not like he could ever have read it. How do we know its his own work? He could never have written it down beacues he was blind.
or
Dude 1) The Ray Charles book is done.
Dude 2) How do you know? He didnt write the songs down, you did. ASS
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If you don't know the answer to a chemistry question, put "X-ray diffraction"
"How do you determine the electronegativity of an element?"
"X-ray diffraction"
"What's on the test today?"
"X-ray diffraction"
"What's the meaning of life?"
"X-ray diffraction"
When in doubt, X-ray diffraction.
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An incorrect way to Spell Stevie Ray Vaughan...
"Dude, I hate it when people spell Stevie Ray Vaughan as Vaughn"
"Yeah, it's pretty Ghey"
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