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Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven

"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven

by rankstorn August 1, 2013


Burst a rod

To light a cigarette

Got home from work put the telly on and burst a rod.

by Dave Bennett August 22, 2008


rod knocker

one who talks shit about anothers dick

That fuck saw my cock on the internet and said shit about it, what a fucking rod knocker.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 22, 2013


Gay rod

A white male that has a permed mullet and gets off on cars.

James is walking around like a gay rod and loving it.

by El Gordo Loco May 28, 2021


Rancid Rod

When a man's penis smells horrible or revolting. This is the result of an individual not showering or cleaning themselves for several days.

Person 1: Damn bro, you got one Rancid Rod
Person 2: Yes, I have not showered in serveral days

by AfroBro13 January 15, 2020


the bill-rod

the act of jacking off on a cracker and feeding it to a frenemy or advesary

He really gave him "the bill-rod", didn't he!!

by Mick... December 26, 2011

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art rod

A real bad ass mf that will convince you to do anything from joining the military to washing his car. He also loves arroz con pollo and a 2.2 million dollar apartment in peon tech. he loves his family and will typically have 1-2 unemployed sons throughout most of his life.

Brandon- hey have you seen art rod lately?
Brenda- nah but he is probably eating steak rn

by Roberto Hylburn November 22, 2021