Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven
"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven
To light a cigarette
Got home from work put the telly on and burst a rod.
one who talks shit about anothers dick
That fuck saw my cock on the internet and said shit about it, what a fucking rod knocker.
A white male that has a permed mullet and gets off on cars.
James is walking around like a gay rod and loving it.
When a man's penis smells horrible or revolting. This is the result of an individual not showering or cleaning themselves for several days.
Person 1: Damn bro, you got one Rancid Rod
Person 2: Yes, I have not showered in serveral days
the act of jacking off on a cracker and feeding it to a frenemy or advesary
He really gave him "the bill-rod", didn't he!!
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A real bad ass mf that will convince you to do anything from joining the military to washing his car. He also loves arroz con pollo and a 2.2 million dollar apartment in peon tech. he loves his family and will typically have 1-2 unemployed sons throughout most of his life.
Brandon- hey have you seen art rod lately?
Brenda- nah but he is probably eating steak rn