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A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.
My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".
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A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!
Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.
Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?
Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
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The act of inserting a cheese grater in one's ass hole
Hey bro you want some Russian salsa
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The act of wearing a beaver skin hat while danceing naked over a dead bear and licking your left nipple while a midget name francios fists your dirty little bumhole
Dude that girls crazy she wanted my pet midget to help her do a russian stovepipe
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the process of having a three way with your girlfriend and your pet.
Hey girl I loved the Russian puppy we got
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The term russian bias stems from the War Thunder comunety, because some peaple feel like the russian tanks have a unfair avantage over the others.
A leopard 1 shoots the weakest plate on the IS-6 but it dosnt pennetrate the armor
Leo1: "OMFG, THATS SO RUSSIAN BIAS, WTF GAIJIN?"
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kahlua + a starbucks double shot = a columbian russian
basically a mexican's white russian
pablo: que tal, those are good columbian russians, si?
jesus: si senor
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