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“Milan Sanchez” - “Mu Sanchez” - “Milan Needs”
Definition: The “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” for short; A parasitic, low vibrational, orphaned creature that wonders the world aimlessly, in no particular direction, seeking to fulfill their daddy issues with an erected African penis up their butthole. The “Mu” parasitic specimen is closely related to species like ticks, scabies & pubic lice. The Milan Sanchez, can often be identified by their curly black perm that resembles Michael Jackson’s pubic hair on top of their head & their smelly, yeasty, bad breath. Their physical body’s are usually “scrawny” or “weak” & voices are often times high pitched or “squeaky” in nature. They tend to leave traces of their unneeded existence by drawing or painting the black penises they so desperately desire on anything that might grab their fathers attention who abandons them after conception. The Milan Sanchez feeds off of the negativity or drama it creates during social interactions due to the traumatic experiences endured during its youth. “Milan Sanchez” or “Mu” is usually diagnosed at the time of birth and is associated with “slutty” or “whorish” prostitutes, who’s love for hard drugs is much greater than the love for their own children. Unfortunately their is no no cure for the “Mu” at this point in time and the individuals who suffer from this form of parasitic infection is just completely fucked at the core of their being.
Randy: “Hey Tod, is it me or are you noticing drawings of black penises everywhere too?” Tod: “oh, you didn’t hear? The neighbors son was diagnosed with Milan Sanchez.”
The Swag Lord aka Swaggy T. A kid who believes he’s the best at everything and will not stop until he gets what he wants. He also has a YouTube channel.. YouTube.com/tysanchez
Person 1: Who’s Ty Sanchez ?
Person 2: Just some weird kid with a almost impossible dream
When one feeds one's cats and must extract that last little bit from the container with the side and tip of a finger. One then inadvertently scratches ones nose for the self infliction of the fishy sanchez.
One can also inflict the fishy sanchez to others as a punishment for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I was feeding the cat when my nose started to itch, gave myself a fishy sanchez and had to go back inside and wash my nose
A girl who is more famous then all her siblings combined. Every guy in the world is attracted to her and she is very talented especially in lacrosse and is very likely to end up living in hollywood while her siblings are stuck in minnesota
1. Gauze or tissue secured secured to the face in order to collect blood flowing from the nose.
2. Blood applied to the upper lip to resemble a mustache
Named for its resemblance to a "Dirty Sanchez", but involving blood rather than feces. It may (but does not have to) refer to a sexual act.
Rose sported a Dr. Sanchez in the hospital parking lot following her nose job surgery.
where to start? this man is the definition of perfect. to know him is to love him. he is family oriented, hardworking, good at everything he does, understanding, sweet… and so much more. he’ll make u feel at home instantly and you’ll never be afraid to open up to him because u know he won’t use it against you or tell anyone like ever. he’s been the first guy you really love since your dad left (?) he’s my happiness and my motivation to wake up everyday, because someday I will be with him and everything will be totally worth it. the most kind hearted, beautiful inside and out, loyal guy ever. he is Mexican, 5’9, owns a white car, hates white people and has the most beautiful brown eyes.
guy 1. look at that man..
guy 2: that’s Cristian Sanchez
Guy 1. he has a big butt
Verb. The act of Intercourse in which the male penetrates the ass with two fingers and then reaches forward and hooks one in the female's mouth, and one across the base of the nostrils. Mix of the Rusty Fishhook and the Dirty Sanchez, for those who collect sex moves like shotglasses.
Dude I couldn't decide so I used the Rusty Sanchez instead.