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Sausage fever

When a women/man is overcome with an obsession for sausages being inserted into the ear

Gabe has sausage fever he’s addicted to that sausage

by Saslan August 3, 2021


Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014


Blood sausage

Your dick. After period sex, enough said

As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage

by Anerdwhogetslaid September 10, 2016


sausage noggin

The head of a penis.

Instead of thinking with his head, he's thinking with his sausage noggin.

by Dee-Rock June 22, 2012


Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021


Flesh Sausage

1.) Penis
2.) The male reproductive organ.

John stuck his flesh sausage into Sarah's vagina, and they both enjoyed it.

"Hey girl, suck my flesh sausage."

by McHesp March 21, 2017


Halal Sausage

A Penis that has had the foreskin removed according to Islam, sometimes refered to as 'Chopped'.

"Its because she loves the halal sausage"

by H E March 18, 2015