telemarketer hunting season

A hunting season that should exist.

Turn on caller ID, it's telemarketer hunting season!

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Keg Season

"Keg season" or otherwise known as "Rona season" is a 6 month glory period starting from march break ending around mid august, Keg Season consists of Sending constant sending such as Drinking, fucking, burning shit,breaking shit all with the boys not giving a fuck about consequences

Brice: "yo! throw that molotov cocktail at that preschool"...Justin: "nah man theres cameras" Brice: "Fuck it its keg season" *Justin proceeds to chuck molotov at preschool*

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Break up season

The season where most couples break up. Mostly in the beginning of September or mid-October. Also around mid-May or beginning of June.

Break up season, the season where they finally break up so I can steal him.

Wow everyone is breaking up. Duh its's break up season.

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Yoga pants season

That special time of year when the weather cools down and yoga pants replace shorts on girls' closets

Bro fall is almost here. You know what that means. YOGA PANTS SEASON!!!!

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Season Pass Holder

A person, or group of people, who chooses not to spend what little money they have on food, shelter or basic necessities, but on season passes at your favorite amusement park. They walk through the park with basketballs showing off their "baller" skills, cut lines, curse loudly, and exhibit otherwise inappropriate behavior, ruining everyone else's day.

Those thugs that just jumped the fence and cut the 2 hour line for the roller coaster are definitely season pass holders. We can't say anything or else we'll get jumped.

Wow, did you see that guy dribbling a basketball down Main Street USA? How impressive; I wonder if he's in the NBA! He must definitely be a season pass holder.

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Voltron season 7

The season that literally pushed a fandom to completely say fuck you to the cannon and make an entire god damn “fannon” reboot withe everything the show wasn’t.

I literally did not think that a show could push its fans to collectively say fuck it I’ll do it myself but Voltron season 7 somehow managed

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Off-Season Drama

The needless drama that happens when it shouldn't, ie., summer vacation, christmas vacation, february vacation, weekends, etc.

Justin sure is loving this off-season drama, isn't he? He should wait at least until school starts...

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