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The act of calling a bar the morning after a bender to see if they have your debit or credit card.
I woke up the next morning with a hangover and an empty wallet. Reluctantly, I made the Call of Shame to Crossroads to see if they had my credit card.
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It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work
Last night was fun but I had to do the drive of shame this morning. Very embarrassing!
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1. Wearing the same clothes two days in a row because you have nothing clean to wear.
2. Being forced to wear clothes two days in a row for lack of anything else to wear.
"I haven't done laundry in a week, so i'm doing a mock of shame"
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The feeling a wealthy person unaffected by the recession has for still being able to buy whatever the hell they want while most of the world is teetering on the brink of utter poverty.
"I felt luxury shame for lusting to purchase a $100,000+ Hermes handbag but simply couldn't bear the burden of what my less fortunate friends would think of me."
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Used to describe a group of those who, often found in duo's, are avant-garde in taste, intellectual, and have a collective superiority complex.
"Hey Matt, over there, there's a couple Crying Shames."
"Pfft, check out these Crying Shames."
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The internal spiraling (rifling) on the inside of the new Miller Lite bottles. Also a metaphor for your life after drinking a lot of Miller Lites.
Man, that shame spiral fired those beers down my gullet even faster that shotgunning, now my life is a shitty mess.
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Refers to the posture, movement, and/or countenence of a person--particulary while entering or exiting a room--after being royally humiliated or exposed in some shameful way.
Note: Although the "walk of shame" may be obvserved visually, it is more of an implied understanding between the shamed person and those aware of the action or situation that was exposed.
Having seen the video in which we captured her naked in the shower (with another girl), wherein the camera zoomed in on her naughty bits SEVERAL times, our dear friend did the "Walk of Shame" for weeks.
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