The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.
I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.
Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.
Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.
Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.
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It’s when you put your pair of shoes in the microwave on high setting to make them warm and comfortable; for when you are putting your feet in them.
Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?
Realistic rubber cover, that looks like a foot. Typically for people with prosthetic legs.
Nick lost both his legs and got prosthetic ones. The upside is, he has some pretty sweet Feet Shoes.
That on person who makes u feel happy and knows everything the person who can tell the fake and real smile and always there
Shinny shoes always there
Basically a hitchhiker. Really annoying because they usually get on your shoe laces and take forever to get off. Advice is to watch out when you walk in the woods.
Mike: Hey watch out! There's some shoe stickers on that plant
Josh: Oh! They're all over my shoe laces!
Mike: Well, good luck getting those things off.
cool shoes that look like king dice could pull off
king dice:* wears sattle shoes*
devil:fuck that's hot