A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.
I was looking through the dark web and I found something called the Ukrainian shotgun
When you begin to exhale a lot of smoke that's still good, so halfway thru exhaling, you breathe it all back in again.
I just learned to self-shotgun. Nice, now Budd Dwyer that shit until your lungs soak it all up.
The act of putting an apple slicer into your anus and shitting violently.
I did a Hibana Shotgun with my girl last night!
Backseat shotgun: When a man ejaculates during a blow job and the cum shoots out of the women's nose.
Backseat shotgun: After a customer's cum shot out of her nose during a blow job, the sex worker started offering a"backseat shotgun" on her menu of services.
Backseat shotgun: when man's cum shoots out of the women's nose while giving head in the backseat of a car.
When Jon's cum shot out of Angie's nose while giving head in the back of his Prius, Jon stuck his head out of the sunroof and shouted, "backseat shotgun!"
when a pimp decides a normal shotgun just isn't good enough
Hoe: you cant treat me like that
Pimp:shut it before i get my shotgun mcpimpins
When someone with diarrhea builds up a lot of pressure and shits towards an opponent
Damn Micheal blasted a Shitty Shotgun at me again!