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Simon

Dumb zombie

Watch out, is a simon nearby!

by MueSolomon November 21, 2021


Simon

Weird creep.

Simon is a weird creep

by lainetpoly July 14, 2023


Simon

A very hot guy who is beautiful from the inside and outside. Simon‘s usually have a great taste in music and don’t fear hearing some exotic music stuff.

They are also often very talented cooks, so if you ever get the chance to taste something what is made by guys named Simon you won’t be disappointed, trust me!

„This guy over there is so hot, he looks better than teenage Leonardo DiCaprio!“
Oh yes! I bet that’s a Simon!“

by Suizzle April 10, 2020


Simon

A guy that wrecked a kid tonight

Lets simon a kid!

by Suckmyassxx1234 January 12, 2019


simon

has a small dick and twerks really fast

simon is a dick

by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020


Simon

Hi mahal, wala lang gawa gawa ko lang to kasi trip ko lang pero totoo yung sinasabe ko HAHAHAH anyways takecare yourself and sana umabot tayo sa years, trust me abot yan. Never tayo mag b-break huh >:c hmp i love you mwa

Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

by pearllovesyousomuch March 13, 2022


Simon

The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.

-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"

"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."

-"Damn I don't have any money left."

"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough

weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."

by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021