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The sleep that is acquired after 2 or more days straight adderall tweaking. Very light and seems almost as if one is not really sleeping. Usually not lasting more than 3 hours. Dreams often exemplify adderall effects such as the overbearing need to clean, do homework, or make lists.
Person 1: Yo doode I haven't slept all week.
Person 2: That's impossible
Person 1: Well unless you wanna count 8 hours of adderall sleep throughout the week
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Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.
Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?
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That point where you’re laying down and about to go to sleep but stop and wake yourself up only to do it again.
Therapist: How have you been handling your nightmares lately?
Me: I’ve just been sleep edging and drinking lots of caffeine.
Therapist: Wha..?
Me: I don’t sleep.
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Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.
I tried to wake you up in time for the bus but you were in a deep ugly sleep. I couldn't bring myself to interrupt
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When it comes to sleep I don't need it!! I shall stay up and watch anime until i feel like resting!
"Just one more episode"
*finishes the anime*
"Yup sleep is for the weak"
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Plugging your butthole with the nose of sleeping friend/family member/whomever you please
Late at night i enjoy pulling sleeping suzies on my sister
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To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm
"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"
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