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Having an alternative account in a video game that you intentionally play bad on, in order to stay at a lower rank and have easier games.
God, these players are all smurfing, one second they keep dying, the next they're rolling us!
This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up
My partner woke me up today
How
By smurfing
Boosted Monkey on a Smurf Champion
Twitch.tv 's Ninja25Dre is definitely a smurf monkey whenever he plays Nocturne.
- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna
When you carry a backpack for too long you get blue shoulders
I was poopy with smurf shoulders
Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.
Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--
Girl *QQ*
When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna
I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes
After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat
Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"