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The act of creating a fictional girlfriend due to lack of adequate social skills.
Bill: Hey, is Gerald coming with us this weekend.
Joe: No, he's hanging with his "girlfriend" online.
Bill: Dude, he's so Manti-social.
When people say social medias, but want to sound cool.
I haven't checked my social meeds for minutes! I'm dying!
Finding out the weather in your area by scrolling through your newsfeed on facebook, instagram, etc.
I'm so glad social meteorology informed me that it snowed last night.
When you're just really flaky.
Damn, he always cancels on us. He's got some serious social dandruff.
Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.
Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.
Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.
A person who is addicted or obsessed to social media.
Once I introduced my mother to face book she became a social mediac.
Somebody who might get confused with the "social butterfly." But they don't acknowledge awkwardness at all.
Somebody with an over-developed sense of laughing at themselves.
That guy is such a social rhinoceros! No matter how many sexual innuendos I made about his mother, he just kept taking it to the next level.