The act of forcibly putting the heel of a high heal shoe into one's anus repeatedly.
Pete owed money and got southern deer stomped by Steven.
When you dip your dick in queso dip and beans and fuck her in the ass.
" My boyfriend gave me the hottest southern chilli ring ever last night"
a beautiful gs4 steam locomotive painted in a eye catching orange/red and black color scheme, who had a pee pee accident in west texas nicknamed the west texas drawbar (it also contains peanuts)
she looks almost as pretty as the southern pacific daylight 4449
A male sexual appendage, usually in the southern region.
“Hey, Sandy. Have you sipped on that southern straw yet?”
“No, but I will when he comes over tonight.”
Hahahahaha! Ok. Alright. He's won me over a little bit that shit was funny. I'm starting to see the appeal.
Hym "Yeah, ok. Southern charm over there is starting to win me over a little bit. And the porn star to be honest."
The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!