Sacramento Steam Log

This worldwide favorite involves opening up a girl's vagina and pooping in it. Then proceed to go to town. Once you cum all over that bitch's, have her quief it out.

I totally laid a big fat Sacramento Steam Log on John's mom last night.

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Steaming Pile

A heaping helping of fast food, purchased or stolen from KFC, the popular fast food franchise.

Requirements are as follows...

-It has to be literally steaming to the naked eye upon delivery

-It has to consist of no less than four different menu items

-It must be ordered and consumed while either drunk, or severely hung over

To conclude... If you're going to get a Steaming Pile, be ready to get loose with some serious deuce abuse the following morning. A fresh, glistening toilet bowl is a Steaming Pile's closest friend.

Get off the couch right now, son. It's time for a steaming pile.

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Iranian steam shower

when you fart in a hot shower and "hotbox" your: "lover / partner/life-partner / buddy /friend with benefits / hetro-life partner / bitch / whore,etc" and make them gag

Dirty: "here, will you wash my back?"
Sahara: "Sure, anything for you honey"
Dirty: loud, ass flappin, wet diarreha fart
Sahara: dry heaving, gagging sound
Sahara: "I think I just puked in my mouth, you !@#$#%%$^%&*^% digusting @#@$$%$^&*&,your ass smells like a dirty iranian, let me out of here now!"
Dirty: holding door closed
Dirty: "Victory is mine!"
Dirty; two thumbs up
Dirty: "That folks is an Iranian steam shower"

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steaming bull sac

noun. hot drink consisting of steamed red bull energy drink and steeping gunpowder tea in it.

man i really need to stay awake...try a steaming bull sac, its like strapping a rocket to your back.

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Shanghai steam shovel

A sexual maneuver in which a gentleman poops upon his partner and then uses his penis to fling said poop to and fro.

"Bro, I totally gave this chick a Shanghai steam shovel last night, bro"
"Dude, wash that shit off! Did you get any in her eye?"

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steaming hot harvey

the act of pooping on your partners head during sex.could also be called a hot harvey if celephane is placed on body before defecation.

I gave her on hell of a steaming hot harvey

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Saratoga steam pipe

When you fart in a shower stall and the steam not only elevates the gas to face level but also gives it certain swampy superpowers.

Julia accidentally gave herself the Saratoga steam pipe while getting ready this morning. She could have died.

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