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Similiar to Cleveland Steamer but giver eats a big bag of corn the night before the sexual encounter.
There was Corn everywhere after he gave me a Corn Belt Steamer.
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The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.
Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
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When your partner is asleep on their stomach and their chest is inaccessible. you must roll them on their back and quickly before notice dump on his/her chest...
then you must pretend to fall asleep and allow your partner to wonder how the defacation has happened at all.
It is obvious, but you are awake. your partner is asleep with their chest down. you flip her/him over and rapidly release your shit( on the chest, which is of utmost importance). This is a Cleavland Steamer Rollover Classic Technique!! Who doesn't love the cleavland steamer rollover!?
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You do an atomic bomb except you are above a woman. Then climb down off of whatever the hell you where on. Then proceed to flattening out the shit on her back with your ass. Just like in the cleavland steamer.
Me: Stand still, Im going to get the step-ladder
April: Why would we need that?
Me: Im going to give you an atomic cleavland steamer
April: OOOOOOOO sounds like fun!
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When your buddy takes a dump on your desk and goes on vacation for two weeks.
Hey Will, I'm getting married so I'll be gone for a while. Enjoy the Hepburn Steamer I left on your desk!
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When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.
My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!
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The most foul smelling lingering fart you will ever expose your nose too. The Dodge City Steamer smells worse then the smell of cow death quaffing from the slaughter houses that surround the city.
Mike and Jenn took a trip to Dodge City, Kansas. After just one meal there, Mikes ass exploded causing hours of a lingering foul smell in the hotel room. It was then Jenn named his gas Dodge City Steamer.
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