A self-employed term used by individuals who have never felt the loving touch of another individual.
The Super Straights are here to cry oppression
A gay man who can speak to a straight man about his attraction to said straight man without spooking him, causing him to flee.
"Jon always seems to be surrounded by hot straight guys. He's a real straight whisperer."
so fucked up your jus vibing with your boys
yo that bitch is straight bugging
I’m straight bugging rn
To punch someone square in the fucking face as hard as god will allow
That trick came to the club talkin all kindsa noise so BIG ROB startin throwin' straights at his ass n the parkin lot.
A phrase straight people came up with for attention.
Tf is “super straight”?
Idk, the breeders just don’t know when to stop
Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
anyone whom simply doesn't consider themselves straight
Ignorant homophobe: You're straight-
Homoromantic heteroflexible: STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE.