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Having a vagina that is rotten and nasty infected with a mossy substance in the pussy.
That girl right there has a nasty ole swamp pus.
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A girl who gives head while standing in a bog or swamp. Can wear waders. Or possible water logged hunting area. Can be caught doing the act in a blind, on a ranger, or possible boat.
"Man I heard ol' girl was a swamp sucker in that blind the other night. Sucked better then the skeeters."
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a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.
Holy shit that swamp donkey just spanked that chicken!
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-A swamp rhino is a guy's junk when his balls are sweaty and wet and he has a raging boner.
-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.
"That guy had a fucking swamp rhino in his pants, nasty!"
"That bitch is a fucking Swamp Rhino!"
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If you sleep in someone’s bed for too long they will give you swamp itch
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Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.
Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.
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Activities historically engaged in and found amusing by denizens of American South Gulf states' bayou and/or swamp areas; these traditionally include, but are not limited to, drinking, voodoo, gator rasslin', gator serenadin', sibling serenadin', cooking and consuming of various stews, 5-finger fillet, raft construction and racing, discussions of the classic memoir "Bill Clinton: My Life", as well as blowing up the intestines of animals killed for food and subsequently making balloon animal replications of said creatures.
Cletus knew he'd gone done somethin mighty stupid when he done stayed out late with the boys for swamp fun cus' he had missed the sunrise. Paw would surely flay his hide for makin him go out and fish all on his own.
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