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Post-System-Crash Depression (or PSCD) is the inevitable feeling and/or onset of depression brought on by the failure of a significant electronics item. It is marked by the general symptoms of depression usually centered around the idea that the 'reliable' system they had been using has failed them utterly. Examples of failures that may cause the condition include (but are not limited to):
1) Video Game Crashes after significant amounts of unsaved progress
2) Computer component failure
The only know cure for PSCD is time. Eventually the individual will reconcile with his system and accept its faults and try to improve upon them. In some cases though, therapy has been shown to aid the process.
While normally applied to electronics, PSCD can be used to describe similar symptoms that occur due to the failure of a physical system.
PSCD condition may be related to a the phenomenon of losing ones invincibility virginity, an occurrence in which a victim becomes depressed after having a significantly traumatic even occur to them, who before didn't think or realize such a thing could befall them.
Guy 1: Man, Steve's been unhappy all week. I thought hed be happy once he'd got his computer back.
Guy 2: Well, you know. It's that Post-system-crash depression. He just doesn't think thing s will ever be the same.
The damn thing that made me go broke
Kim: I’m broke
Ashley: Why?
Kim: Genshin Impact made me go broke
Ashley: How?
Kim: I lost the 50/50 on Ganyu’s banner to Qiqi
Ashley: Damn, the Genshin Impact Wishing System is ass
Something that sucks ass because now there will be 10% chance of getting your fucking definition approved like cmon man
I doubt this definition will be approved thanks to the new urban dictionary approval system
A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".
I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!
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1.) A true fact
2.) A Page on Facebook
1.) self explanatory
2.) hey, i liked that page that Joseph made on Facebook, called "IRS- Income Removal System"
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Definition
A foolproof group buddy system in which one pairs oneself with a reliable “buddy” during wild adventures or escapades.
Purpose
The purpose of the system is to ensure safe return of all people in a group by grouping each one with a designated “buddy.” Each buddy in a pair is responsible for their respective buddy’s safe return to their friendly abode.
Outcome
As long as both buddies buy into the purpose of EBNB System, the system works to perfection and the persons return safely in one piece from their wild night out. However, when buddies begin to neglect their responsibilities, the results can become chaotic and could lead to a buddy sleeping in a hotel room that is still under construction.
WARNINGS:
1. The EBNB system is only guaranteed to work for groups that have an even-number of persons. For some reason, the EBNB system is overwhelmed and fails when trying to accommodate an odd number of persons in a group. Our most logical guess is that assigning multiple buddies to a single person becomes infinitely more difficult than having a single buddy to watch over.
2. For whatever reason, the EBNB system never works when your buddy’s name is “Cookie Monster.”
CHUCK: Hey guys, I have a crazy feeling we’re gonna get buckwild tonight. I think we need to implement the “Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System tonight.
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STEVE: What happened to Josh last night? It’s 10 AM and he is nowhere to be found. I guess we’re going to the pool without him.
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(4 hours later, Josh arrives at the pool in bewilderment)
TODD: What the hell happened to you last night? We called hospitals and jails looking for your ass.
JOSH: I have no idea. All I know is that Cookie was my buddy and everything else is a blur.
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To get rid of a strong urge to do something; to do something that you have been wanting to do so that you aren't bothered by wanting to do it anymore.
Guy #1: There's this chick at work...Jesus CHRIST! She is SO damn fine! Whenever she wears her grey business suit trousers to work, her ass looks smokin' hot! It drives me crazy!! For the longest time now I've wanted to grab her, bend her over and fuck the living shit out of her till she can't walk straight anymore!!!
Guy #2: Hehehe...go for it, bro! Pound dat fine ass! You shouldn't bottle an urge like that up! Get it out of your system!
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