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the process in which one retards hismself to the point of blurting out sarcastic remarks and hoping everyone will think they are funny. And he has a beard.
dude you are such a retarded randy. no one is impressed.
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These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.
Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?
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That one kid that sits in the back of class and beats his meat
“ Who that one kid that sits In the back of Mrs Henry’s class and runs though the halls, oh that’s the ginger retard
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Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.
Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."
Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"
John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."
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Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.
"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."
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To defined a stupid woman in a derrogatory manner.
Melanie is crossed eye, and a retarded cunt.
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Slang term that originated in acient Rome referring to the retard form of tranportation, which during those times was a chariot with square wheels. Currently known as the short bus, which my current roommate takes to college everyday. His name is Andy.
Andy, climb your fat ass into that retard rocket or your masturbating priveleges will be taken away.
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